When you’re out at a bar, do you ever look at a cigarette-filled ashtray and say, “Yeah, I could eat that.”
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Tagged as cigarette, comedy, humor, Humour, smoking
I like to feel the ashes from the ash tray settle between my teeth
I smoke and drink and I can’t tell you the number of times those have been accidentally pukingly combined.
This post reminds me of Wes Montgomery’s “Day In The Life” album on Blue Note records. The cover with all the smashed butts.
Listening to it right now. Thanks for the sense memory and the funny-ass posts!
id prefer taxi cab ash trays. they have very Mediterranean flavor. really nice.
I can’t say I’ve ever thought that. Maybe if I was really hungry and we were experiencing some sort of world apocalypse where every animal and plant that could possibly be consumed for food was wiped out – maybe then I would consider cigarette butts.
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I am Matt Powers and these are the hilarious true stories of my life lived abroad; plus a few random ramblings where I try to be "funny" (stop judging me, Mother!).
I hail from Austin, Texas and have traveled to over 20 countries and have lived in Taiwan, Indonesia, and the United Arab Emirates. I currently reside in Seoul, South Korea.
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