Dating Single Moms

I recently started dating this woman.  She’s 73.  She’s good looking and thin.  I’m not gonna lie to you.  If she were ugly or a fatty, I’d tell you.

However, she has a son who is about 25 years older than me.  He’s been giving me a lot of attitude lately.  Frankly, I’m out of ideas.  How am I supposed to be a father to this kid?  He won’t call me “Sir” or “Mr. Powers” and I am sick and tired of the disrespect.

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3 responses to “Dating Single Moms

  1. That boy needs a good spanking. A spanking of such ferociousness that our Father’s, before we became unwilling Father’s ourselves, gave us.

  2. peebs

    This was the funniest f***ing thing I have read in a long time!!

  3. couple of options.
    play a game of catch
    go to a ball game
    make a bird house together
    let him have a taste of your beer
    I bet one of those many things will get you two bonding in no time.

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